$RIB

The rumor that went global before the internet existed. In 1996, children achieved worldwide narrative dominance using nothing but playground whispers. Now it's on-chain.

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1996

Year Launched

Marketing Budget

3.7B

People Who Knew

28yr

Chart History

The Origin Story

1996

Before CT. Before Discord. Before the internet.

In 1996, a rumor emerged: Marilyn Manson had surgically removed one of his ribs so he could REDACTED himself. Nobody knows where it started. Maybe a school bus in Ohio. Maybe a sleepover in Sydney. Maybe both, simultaneously, through some kind of collective unconscious meme magic.

Within months, every child on Earth knew. No hashtags. No retweets. No TikToks. Just word of mouth at a global scale that modern marketing teams can only dream of.

                        The verification method? "My cousin's friend's older brother saw proof." Unassailable DD. Nobody questioned it. Nobody fact-checked. Diamond hands energy from day one.
                    

Parents tried to FUD. "That's not true, honey." But every denial just made it more real. Parent FUD = bullish.

The internet eventually arrived. Snopes debunked it. Ask Jeeves had answers. Did anyone check? No. The narrative was too strong. The meme was too powerful. 28 years later and you're reading this.

Now it's on-chain. Where it belongs.

🌍 Global Spread Simulation

JAN - JUN 1996

January 1996

People Who Knew: 1 Countries: 1/195

Jan '96 Feb Mar Apr May Jun '96

Origin (Unknown)

Active Spread

Full Saturation

🔍 PATIENT ZERO BOUNTY

Did YOU start this rumor in 1996? Do you know who did? We're not saying there's a reward, but we're not NOT saying that either.

DM us on Twitter. We have questions. And possibly tokens. 👁️

Tokenomics

SIMPLE

Total Supply

Tax

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LP Burned

🗓️ The $RIB Roadmap

HISTORICAL

1994

Marilyn Manson appears on MTV. Parents concerned. Kids intrigued. Seeds planted.

1995

First unverified rumor emerges. Origin unknown. Possibly a school bus in Ohio. Maybe your school. Nobody knows.

1996

Antichrist Superstar drops. Moral panic = free marketing. Every kid's older sibling "confirms" the rumor. Exponential growth.

1997

Peak saturation. Global penetration achieved. Your aunt in rural Australia has heard. No algorithm. No ads. Just word of mouth.

1998

Kids who questioned it got ratio'd IRL. "My dad's friend is a doctor and he confirmed it." Unassailable DD.

1999

Internet arrives. Rumor easily debunked on Ask Jeeves. Nobody checks. Diamond hands.

2024

You're reading this. You still kinda believe it. The FUD never worked. Now it's a token.

🧠 Why $RIB Mooned

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Zero noise. No Twitter drama. No Discord raids. No "gm". Just pure, uncut alpha passed from one 11-year-old to another.
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Trust-based distribution. You heard it from your friend. Your friend heard it from their cousin. The cousin "definitely knew someone." Unbreakable chain of custody.
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No paper hands. You couldn't fact-check it. Snopes didn't exist. You had to ride or die with your conviction.
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Perfect narrative. Edgy rockstar + surgical body modification + forbidden act = S-tier memetic payload. It sold itself.
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Parent FUD = bullish. Every "that's not true, honey" from a parent just made it more real. Counter-narrative strengthened the thesis.
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Global coordination. Kids in Japan, Brazil, Germany, and Australia all running the same narrative with zero communication infrastructure. Decentralized af.

⚠️ Risk Factors (Ignored)

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Rib removal surgery is extremely dangerous — didn't care, still believed
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Zero credible sources — "my cousin's friend" was credible enough
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Manson denied it repeatedly — that's exactly what someone who did it would say
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Basic anatomy makes it pointless — we were 12, we didn't know anatomy

$RIB vs Your Coin

Metric	$RIB (1996)	Your Memecoin
Marketing Budget	$0	$50k KOLs
Infrastructure	Playground	AWS + Vercel
Time to Global	~6 months	Never
Holder Conviction	Would fight you IRL	Sells at -5%
Verification	"My cousin saw it"	Etherscan
Decentralization	Every schoolyard globally	3 wallets

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28 years of organic, grass-roots, zero-budget narrative dominance. Finally tokenized.

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⚠️ DISCLAIMER: $RIB is a memecoin with no intrinsic value or expectation of financial return. Marilyn Manson did not actually remove a rib. Or did he? 👁️ We may never know. This is a tribute to the greatest organic marketing campaign in human history. NFA. DYOR. Don't invest money you can't afford to lose. Your cousin's friend is not a reliable source. But mine is.